Friday, June 28, 2013

Who's Counting?

0 = number of times we got to our destination without getting lost once
1 = number of parking tickets we have received; number of alarms Kim pulled in a disabled toilet by accident;number of times Deb directed Kim into oncoming traffic. 
2=number of flushes it takes to make the doo doo go away with British toilets.
3= number of turn options there are on a typical roundabout.
4=number of fish and chip dinners we have had in seven days
5=number of curbs we have hit on the left hand side of the road
6=number of items we have lost something (ok, Kim has lost: jacket, map, credit card (found), souvenir bag; Deb- Jack had it; Edie's camera (found in grass on roadside); Kim - in Kirkby-Lonsdale.
7=number of shopping bags on top of Edie and Sue in the backseat
8=number of times we have seen the Batty name on historic markers
9=number of British cities invaded by the Battys (London, Chester, Lancaster, Preston, Kirkby Lonsdale, Balmaha, Stirling, Crieff, Glenrothes, St.Andrews) Edinburgh to come!
10= number of times each one of us have been called "Luv" or "Darlin'."

Lost count = number of beer brands we've tried; number of stairs we've climbed (not counting Edie's Radical Steps 86); number of road signs we don't understand and ignored(filter lane?)number of nice people we've encountered.

1 comment:

  1. An awesome trip that "friends" can enjoy from home because of your very well written, humorous blogs. Thanks!!

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